Bathroom Blues
Feb/104
I hate going to the bathroom. Its so annoying. My bladder seems smaller these days (or I’m actually drinking the appropriate amount of fluids), and I hate getting up from doing something “important” to have to go pee. PLUS, the bathroom at my work is disgusting. Its probably not that bad, but it just gives me the hibbie-jibbies (sp?). AND its so much work to get a piece of TP to act as a barrier between me and the stall lock, then lay TP down on the seat, then go & get up before the premature automatic flusher goes off, then grab another piece of TP to unlock the stall door, then wash my hands for the 50th time that day, and grab an extra paper towel to shut off the faucet and open the door. Whew. Its tiring. Somedays, I just wish I was a guy.
PS: I greatly apologize for the run-on sentence.